The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to read your own mind!

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The ability to see through insects.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!