- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

The super power to kill yourself at will

The power to turn cake into pie

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to see at night but only black objects.

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

Pointless Super Powers