The power to lick your balls.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to not do it.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to plank

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!