- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to predict the present

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to see through glass

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to look TV

The power to create a unicorn online.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

Pointless Super Powers