Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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the power to be forever alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!