The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!