The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power of words

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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Acid tears.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!