The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to die at will

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The Power to Power

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to write a country song

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The power think five times slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!