The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power of gentle breeze

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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yo mama

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!