The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to eat socks

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to not care.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!