- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to see through glass

The power to volunteer as tribute.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The ability to change the color of your poop

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to lick your balls.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

the power to turn into a tree

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power to create another human

the ability to tell time without a watch

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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Pointless Super Powers