The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to be a snail

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!