- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to be a snail

The power to make pencils dull.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

the ability to look into your brain

The ability to read the recaptcha images

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to freeze ice

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

Pointless Super Powers