The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to smell whore

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!