The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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Invisible handwriting.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to be a common person

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!