- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to have a super power,

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to control mealworms

The power to be really bad at CSGO

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to be born again

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to make money disappear.

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

he power to make mistakes

Pointless Super Powers