to zap people but only yourself

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to absolutely nothing

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The ability to sweat poop.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!