The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!