the power to fail at life

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!