- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

the power to hovertate

ability to run very fast forever

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power of love

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

Delayed Reaction Man

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

Pointless Super Powers