The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The Power to Power

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!