The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!