- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power of immortality while suicidal.

having superpowers during the inquisition

the ability to look into your brain

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to freeze ice

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to read your own mind!

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

Pointless Super Powers