The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to get married

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!