- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to not care.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power to circumcise yourself

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

The power to turn any edible object brown.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The power to display emotions at will

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to jump only one centimeter high.

The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

Pointless Super Powers