The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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to do nothing

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the power to hovertate

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!