The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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Aweonao

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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blindness

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!