The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to forget how to swim.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!