The power to see into the present

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to not care.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to display emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!