The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to change your mind

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!