The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the power to eat bread

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!