The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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Dejavu

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to suck your own dick

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!