- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

Power to give birth through your penis.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power of laser pointer vision.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power to die

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

Pointless Super Powers