The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

the power of fart helium

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

the ability to glow in the light.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

the power to jump like a black guy.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!