- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

The power to see through glass

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to taste anything you smell.

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to turn anything into Oreos.

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

Pointless Super Powers