The power to die

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to see oxygen.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to die

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power drown in water

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!