- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to turn any object into food

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

Pointless Super Powers