The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!