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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.
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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.
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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.
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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.
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The power to smell water.
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Dejavu
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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.
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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.
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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house
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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.
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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.
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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.
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The power of being pointless
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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.
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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.
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The power to not move but your always happy.
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the powers to be a fat gassy woman
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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female
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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.
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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)
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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back
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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht
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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless
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boo
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!