The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

The power to have no power.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to make pencils dull.

The power that turns farts into music.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

the ability to glow in the light.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!