The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to self destruct

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to see through windows

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to release the bogus

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!