Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!