the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to eat socks

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!