The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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he power to make mistakes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!