- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to wish you had a power

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to poo.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

Pointless Super Powers