The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to glow while under the sun

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to make money disappear.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!