- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The power to turn cake into pie

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

The power to make things invisible...to you.

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to break a Nokia

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power of learning

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The ability to create pointless super powers

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

Pointless Super Powers