- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power of self mind control

The power to read this.

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

Dejavu

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to reverse walk backwards.

Pointless Super Powers