The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to kill yourself

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to see into the present

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to not care.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!