The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to poo.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to look TV

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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the power to eat bread

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!