to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!