- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to fart glitter

The power of being pointless

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to look at Sun.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to be powerless

The power to have hindsight.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to give the wrong directions

The power of laser pointer vision.

teleport to the place where you stand

Pointless Super Powers