The power to block your own powers

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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to be shitty

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!