The power to die

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to die at will

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!