- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to get foot-boners

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

the power to randomly die at any moment

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to fuck everyone.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to not have a brain!

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to fap without satisfaction

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

Pointless Super Powers