The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!