The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power of 3 seond super strength,

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to see air

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to have a power thats a power

The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to chew with your tongue

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to read terms and conditions

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!