The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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yo mama

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!