- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of fart helium

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to get foot-boners

be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to fuck everyone.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The ability to smell colors.

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

Pointless Super Powers