- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the ability to talk to humans

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to smell water.

Pointless Super Powers