The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power drown in water

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!