- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall in love reptiles

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to not be Chuck Norris.

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The ability to go forward in time at will.

To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to time travel 1 second at a time

the power to kill yourself

The power to accept the terms and conditions

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to become a llama.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to look at Sun.

the power to count from A to purple

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

Pointless Super Powers