the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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to spelle caretly

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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Nipple Radar.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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to do nothing

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the ability to talk to humans

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!