The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power of learning

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power of fart helium

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!