- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

the power to eat people :D

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

the power tho vomit your poop.

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

the power of fart helium

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to freeze ice

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

Pointless Super Powers