- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to have hindsight.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to see air

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

the power to become translucent

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

Pointless Super Powers