the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The Power to Power

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to die at will.

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The power think five times slower.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to eat your own face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!