the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the power to get in the van

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!