The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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Dejavu

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!