Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!