The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!