The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!