- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to display emotions at will

The power to see 2 min. into the past.

The power to make my own sandwich

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

the power two become drunk at anytime

The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

the power to be a fury............-_-

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to talk backwards

The power to see through glass

The power to do nothing

the power to know when someone queefed

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

Pointless Super Powers