the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to die

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!