The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to be a common person

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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See through invisible people

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!