The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to science.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!