The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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the power to turn retarted

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yo mama

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power drown in water

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to shit in your eye

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!