- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to not be color blind.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to have a power

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

Pointless Super Powers