The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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Stop clapping

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!