- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to see through glass

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to plank

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to transform into yourself.

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

the power to turn wine into water.

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to have any power on this site.

the power to do blink every 20 years

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

Pointless Super Powers