the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!