the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!