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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.
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the ability to glow in the light.
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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.
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The ability to know when men have erections
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the ability to look into your brain
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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.
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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.
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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.
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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS
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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet
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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.
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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot
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The power to die every time you are standing on something.
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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.
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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...
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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full
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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.
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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...
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The power to not move but your always happy.
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The power to do reverse moonwalk
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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.
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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.
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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.
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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!