The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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See through invisible people

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The power to be dead

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!