The power to jump face first

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the power to see the present

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power of 12% levetation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!