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the ability to talk to humans
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The power to die everytime you pee
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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die
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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.
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The power to both love and hate marmite.
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The power to be really bad at CSGO
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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.
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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.
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the ability to look into your brain
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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.
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The power to telepathically fold paper.
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The ability to jump 8 feet fences
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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged
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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.
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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.
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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.
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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.
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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.
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the power to be invisible when sleep.
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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.
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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...
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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.
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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.
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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!