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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!
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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet
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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.
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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.
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The power to freeze ice
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The power to not have a brain!
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The power to know who farted at any time.
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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.
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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life
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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids
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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...
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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.
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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.
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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive
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The epic power of laser pointer vision.
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The ability to lift things up and put them down.
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power to have no power at all
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The power of laser pointer vision.
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The power to give the wrong directions
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The power to be afraid of horses.
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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day
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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel
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The Power to touch MC Hammer
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the power to do sit on your couch all day
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
