The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to become translucent

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to read terms and conditions

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the ability to levitate

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!