- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to self destruct

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to speak with death people..

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to time travel 1 second at a time

The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

Pointless Super Powers