The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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the ability to look into your brain

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to die when you get old

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!