the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!