The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to science.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!