The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!