the ability to invent cheese and toast

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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Dejavu

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to be an idiot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!