The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power of learning

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!