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The ability to change your weight
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The power of being pointless
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The power to turn any object into food
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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.
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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.
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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.
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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,
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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb
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the power to see the present
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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up
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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....
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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.
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The power to smash people's heads in with things.
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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.
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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.
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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back
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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet
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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!
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the ability to type slower.
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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.
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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen
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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others
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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!