- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power of night-blindness.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

Dejavu

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

the power to have another pointless superpower

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

Pointless Super Powers