The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to die

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!