The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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i love to make shit brix

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!