Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to be forever alone

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!