- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to have any power on this site.

the power to do blink every 20 years

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

the ability to look into your brain

the power the convince people if they agree

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to not have any power at all

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

the power to orgasm with your mind

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

Pointless Super Powers