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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.
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Dejavu
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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster
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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.
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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.
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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver
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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!
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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.
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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop
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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.
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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.
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the power to melt your bones
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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump
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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless
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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams
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the power to have a pointless superpower
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the power to eat people :D
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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...
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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.
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the power tho vomit your poop.
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the power of fart helium
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The ability to "Right Click" Properties
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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.
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to do nothing
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!