The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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the power to get in the van

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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the power to write comic books

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!