The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to type slower.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the power to eat people :D

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swear words -jesse

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!