The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power of self mind control

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!