open up pickles glass

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to write a country song

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!