The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to jump face first

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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the power to see the present

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!