- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to take edible shits.

the power to get in the van

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

Pointless Super Powers