- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn wine into water

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... hayball rolls

The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to convert farts into burps.

The ability to see through insects.

the power to control urine

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to be blind

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power of gentle breeze

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to not have a brain!

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

Pointless Super Powers