The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to die when you die

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!