- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

Tha ability to not be able to fly

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

cry acid tears

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to push "pull" doors

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power to punch that like button

the ability to tell time without a watch

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

The power to smell farts from miles away

The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

Pointless Super Powers