The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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See through invisible people

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boo

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to have an ability.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!