- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to make water expire.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to eat food.

The power to be a human

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

the power to kill yourself

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The ability to be heard in space

The power to make my own sandwich

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to control Rollie pollies

The power to accept the terms and conditions

The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

Power to give birth through your penis.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

Pointless Super Powers