- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to be a snail

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to never finish your sentences because

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

Being alive (until you die).

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power that will grant you no power.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

Pointless Super Powers