the ability to talk to humans

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!