the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to smell whore

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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Stop clapping

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power drown in water

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!